Here this is seahorse Oh whoa seahorse people ask me all the time Sonny how deep how do you review all those foods and still maintain a great body and jawline as a professional food reviewer sometimes I'm reviewing hundreds of foods a day but even more crucial than reviewing food is maintaining my status as a sex symbol to keep up with my huge couple to keep it with my huge caloric intake I have to work out like the rock like two rocks actually but all these workouts can take their toll dude my back that's why today I'm taking a traditional approach to dealing with my back pain traditional Chinese medicine has been practiced for thousands of years let's see if it will work for me right now we're headed into the very local countryside Chinese hospital oh okay here's the waiting room hello tonight I see a doctor probably the most awkward thing
I've ever done there's a lot of people here with varying injuries and ailments a lot of foot injuries today or maybe Tuesday's foot injury day they maybe there's a discount not exactly sure how this works cuz I didn't draw a number there's no number system no okay that's cool this oh you're welcome a look at me well doctor's assistant over here oh Jesus they're lighting up did you see that I've never seen that I've seen that at bars I've seen that at a cocktail bar she just lived that on fire they put it in that guy's that is badass sure no problem turns out that the doctor here speaks up in English that's good okay the most important thing is communication I don't want to come in here for bang bang and then they amputate my foot that looks pretty intense I've got lower back pain so I don't think they're gonna suggest that for me I can't my name is not what it sounds good he's not okay my problem is simple okay I always slam it out some deadlifts
I was going three plates on each side no big deal it wasn't a PR but I have some back pain here lower back pain each you've you lumps in the leg no not really yeah what am i doing in there treatment is the coping saw your coupling yes okay you have much older muscle no no we have a lot of patient like this okay not worry it's okay thank you why you're coming it's not even just called cupping it's called fire cupping good good this is what it takes to stay healthy okay to keep doing the best ever food review so if this is what it takes then I'll do it room two that's me okay here is the hospital room hi lose the belt face down and then take down my pants a little bit okay and face down okay lie down okay okay okay should say okay okay is this good how much ass do you want a little bit I think maybe just kissy yeah I told her I had back pain but she wants to see my ass oh god oh it feels like an octopus ten minutes
I have a feeling that they don't clean or sterilize these in between people I don't see any cleaner let me tell you she put all these cups on my back slash ass in about ten seconds this lady has done this many times a little freaked out because I've heard some horror stories of couple like this picture but you know what if Michael Phelps does it and he's a world-class swimmer then as a world-class food reviewer I think I can do it too it's the feeling of getting about ten hickeys at once oh hi there oh oh oh thank god are you leaving is that how you treat a man you just D cup them and leave Chinese medicine remains a mystery we did the cupping back feels good I don't know if it just feels good because there's no longer ten jars sucking on my back but it feels good now that I've gotten my physical treatment is time to get a prescription for a magic potion that's gonna cure my back elements for good okay I don't think they would call a magic potion but some kind of concoction it looks like there's a lot of people waiting for treatment this is gonna take forever we're in an actual hospital now where they practice kind of Western medicine and traditional Eastern Chinese medicine
I'm about to see a doctor who's gonna prescribe me something that probably has I don't know tree bark I of Newt I don't know I don't know what to expect I want to stick it to Big Pharma and all the big pharmaceutical companies overcharging getting people addicted to opiates because of back pain and so I'm going the traditional Chinese route Oh God what kind of doctor is it it turns out that we accidentally went to a Western doctor the thing is I'm trying to stick it to Big Pharma here you know Big Pharma people go in for a little bit of back pain they get you hooked on opiates and then five months later you're in the alleys of LA trying to buy more value from a junkie valium vicodin anyways I'm gonna stick it to Big Pharma by showing them there's other ways so we're gonna find the traditional Chinese medicine doctor now I hope you know is your legs no no so much will be your phone what time is it most people when I wake up kimchi pollen tiger are you more afraid to heat or work or more afraid yeah he just like work
I dislike heat more the traditional doctor didn't exactly want us to shoot in there I get it secrets of the art of China he doesn't it doesn't want to give away all the secrets okay I get it but we did get one thing prescription it's in me this is an awkward place to shoot all in midday we're at the pharmacy let's go oh wow look at this place they have tons of wooden boxes full of cool stuff Nihao I've got a prescription here for some maybe this is this in the prescription I hope these giant mushrooms tree mushrooms here there I got this prescription I have some back issues and I was hoping I could drink some awesome tea that makes me feel like the rock you know understand oh oh oh you're great you're great come back you have everything okay that's good here this is seahorse oh whoa seahorse is this on here no no no seahorse is not in the recipe but honestly I don't think it could hurt she's basically to give me a bunch of ingredients she's missing one thing but what I think is what if we just replaced whatever that is with this so she's going in these drawers and she's getting some different ingredients long now
she's got something she's a hit really hard she's gonna dump that out there's no way this isn't gonna work Wow Chinese medicines Wow very fragrant and I would say maybe earthy it tastes smells it smells a little like dirt a lot of wood in here I didn't know wood would be so good for my back can I eat these no like a tea Wow so we got all these goodies lots of trees and a little couple of seahorses in there too and this is what's gonna make my bag feel 100 percent okay so here we have all of our beautiful wood mmm piece of wood piece of wood here's some little pieces of wood I think this is just like a piece of wood and if I'm not mistaken this is a piece of wood so basically what we're doing is spicing up the recipe a little bit you know you go to the doctor they say take two vicodin you know you're taking three and you know you're following that with six beers you know it's the same kind of thing we have our prescription here but we're gonna throw in a couple sea horses because it can't hurt
I don't actually I'm not sure if they can hurt or not we're gonna find out if it can hurt this so I know she said do half in the morning in half at night but what if we do it all now I bet I'm gonna feel awesome and now it's time for these little guys bloop bloop okay we're gonna wait for that December a bit and while we do please enjoy a quick spot from our sponsors Chinese choco pie [Music] I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did so right here we have our tea it has been simmering away we're gonna put in some scoops of broth it's a nice orangie brown color we've got our tea right here I'm gonna give it a try that did something that is gonna give me a fever dream it is insanely bitter but it is like a deep bitterness that you you feel your skeleton
I don't think medicine supposed to taste good in any country I wish they had like a Flintstones vitamin version of this because I would just take that instead this is pretty intense what we're missing here so honestly what I learned today people don't eat the seahorse and after smelling it and feeling it's gooey skin I understand why it's more of a adds to the soup now I feel great revitalized we're gonna go hit the weight room again and see if this has really taken effect I feel it I feel the black chicken this is all the black chicken oh wait what episode is this good see hearts I feel a thousand years of traditional Chinese medicine coursing through my veins I feel good with the power of more different types important the power of seahorse here.
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